Everything from how the Elders met, to Balthazar’s version of an engagement party… Alik: No. I’m not participating in this nonsense. Balthazar: It’s about damn time. And ignore Alik. He’ll be tagging along for the ride. Pun intended. Eli: Ah, memories. How I miss being among the living. Jayson: Oh f*ck. I hope Lizzie never reads this. Lucian: Will there be waffles in Brazil? Balthazar: Yes. And sex. Lucian: Obviously. Issac: I’m not an Elder. Therefore, I’m not a necessary voice for this insanity. Balthazar: That’s cute, Wakefield. We all know you wish you were one of us. Lucian: Shall we begin? Balthazar: Absolutely.