Poor Emo Boy—he's unpopular, unloved and has no family. Not only does he need to deal with things like pondering suicide and questioning his sexual identity, but he's also got these emo super powers that only seem to bring destruction and disaster, causing everyone to hate him more than they already do. His first love suffers a head explosion, the football team wants him dead and he got an F in English. No wonder he's so depressed!

Emo Boy has finally found the love of his life... and loses her in about 10 pages. Thus start the downward spiral of emo that carries Emo Boy through. Emo Boy has his heart broken, seeks therapy, starts an emo-zombie plague, gets the Christmas spirit beat into him, writes a school play and loses every friend he has. Not to mention a "Choose Your Own Emo" adventure that carries him through space and time Talk about your emo epics.