“Are Anglophiles born or made? Or cultured in a medium of suet and sentimentality, romanticism and Marmite?” A longform essay for e-reader, out from Thought Catalog; available from Amazon (Kindle) and iBookstore; Barnes & Noble (Nook) to follow. Teaser: Downton Abbey has brought out the Anglophile in American fans of the hit TV series. But Anglophilia has a long history in America. Why are some native-born residents of our Shining City Upon a Hill, where All Men Are Created Equal, seduced by the fluting tones of manor-born privilege? At last, Anglophilia explained—in *American*, thank you.