Fandom: Harry Potter Relationships: Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter, Ginny Weasley/Blaise Zabini, past Draco Malfoy/Blaise Zabini, past Harry Potter/Ginny Weasley, Ron Weasley/Hermione Granger, Parvati Patel/Millicent Bulstrode, Neville Longbottom/Hannah Abbott, Past Harry Potter/Charlie Weasley, Past Draco Malfoy/Pansy Parkinson \————————————————————————— Eighth year. Winter. Christmas has been and gone. Harry’s just been dumped and so has Malfoy. There’s a stupid fake baby assignment to be done, and what’s the harm in doing it together, really, when life is this shit already? This is not slow burn, this is a roman candle pointed at a pile of dry twigs that represent your heart. Words: 61828