The brilliantly funny seventh and eighth novels in the GEORGIA NICOLSON series, out now in gorgey new paperback omnibus edition by recent winner of the ROALD DAHL FUNNY PRIZE. ‘Startled by his furry shorts’: Why did I admit I wanted Masimo to be my proper boyfriend? Why? • One minute he was snogging me, and then the next he was snogging Wet Lindsay, stick insect and drip. • Perhaps I should tell him he can go out with her as well as me… • But then I might snog him after she has snogged him, which would mean I have practically snogged her!!! • I would rather snog my cat, Angus! • He has certainly got nicer legs… Well, more of them anyway. ‘Luuurve is a many trousered thing’: The original Sex God has re-landed, Masimo the Italian Stallion wants to be her boyfriend, and Dave the Laugh is still a regular snoggee. How will Georgia cope juggling all three boys? Have her days on the rack of love really gone for good? Surely not! Follow Georgia's hilarious antics as she desperately muddles her way through teenage life and all that it make-up disasters, rapidly expanding nunga-nungas, school – urgh – unsympathetic friends, highly embarrassing family (and pets) and, of course, BOYS…