What will happen on that inevitable day when the Internet is finally broken forever? What will last? What will change? Arthur Graham might have a few ideas. This book is not for sale on Amazon, nor is it available for purchase from anywhere else besides the author. Kindly PayPal five measly bucks* to arthur (dot) graham (dot) pub (at) gmail (dot) com, and your signed, limited-edition chapbook will be on its way.** Since the Internet might already be broken by that point, you also have the option of sending cash/check instead. Available in green, orange, or lavender (please specify when ordering). Folded and stapled by hand in a completely offline setting. Includes the following pieces: - Bob Dylan, Lady Gaga, AND Morrissey DEAD in Freak Accident, Internet FINALLY Broken FOREVER, Like TOTES FOR REALZ This Time U Guyz - After - The Meme Lives On - Duckfaced with a Serious Problem - Offline Dating - Porn Mall - The Not-So-Instant Message *Additional charges apply for overseas customers. **While supplies last. Review copies available upon request.