Everyone knows that—with rare exception—girls are fatally drawn to jerks! Upon discovering this sobering truth, Penny takes it upon herself to form her own underground club to identify these boneheads and cure her girlfriends of their addiction to them! But starting a school-wide revolution may be more complicated than she thought! Designing clothes is one things, but designing a new standard for the battle for the sexes may be beyond even Penny!

Penny has a great boyfriend, the anti-Pyrite revolution continues to grow—everything seems like it's going great...or is it? With Hannah working some back-stabbing magic behind the scenes, Orion going from affectionate to clingy a little too quickly for comfort, and school and costume work piling up, Penny may be a little more over her head than head over heels! All of which gets exceedingly more complicated when she finds herself attracted to Pyrite-supreme Blake!