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Four Takeaways and a Funeral
2018
First Published
2.58
Average Rating
229
Number of Pages

Part of Series

Mavis and Lumpy are getting married, but they can't agree on anything. Will they learn to compromise, or will they break up over the size of their wedding cake? Mavis and Lumpy argue over everything from the venue to the size of the paper plates, and when Lumpy befriends the local Indian restaurant, their relationship spirals out of control. Mavis' sister arrives to "sort things out". She wins over Lumpy with hilarious budget ideas that would have Scrooge tap dancing. Mavis wants to tap dance on her sister's head and is on the verge of throwing it all away when her mother dies. With a funeral befitting a sitcom, sibling rivalry on par with a Shakespearean tragedy, and a dying mother's impossible wish; Mavis and Lumpy's relationship crumbles like a burnt chapatti. Will the funeral be the final straw for Mavis and Lumpy, or is there a chance for building bridges? Four Takeaways And A Funeral is the third book in the Bellydancing and Beyond series. If you like fast-paced books that make you laugh, then you will love Kerrie Noor's wonderfully funny Bellydancing series. Buy Four Takeaways And A Funeral today and watch Mavis shimmy towards a life worth getting out of bed for.
Avg Rating
2.58
Number of Ratings
12
5 STARS
8%
4 STARS
8%
3 STARS
42%
2 STARS
17%
1 STARS
25%
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Author

Kerrie Noor
Kerrie Noor
Author · 6 books

Back in the days before TV had remote controls and Scotland was known for the Bay City Rollers Kerrie left Australia on a working holiday and fell in love with many things Scottish, along with Belly Dancing. After years of teaching Belly Dancing, Kerrie decided to write some of her experiences down in her first novel Sheryl’s Last Stand. Kerrie creates for fun and for readers who like hope with a quirky, twist. A mature woman who has been around the block too many times to count; Kerrie doesn’t ‘beat around the bush’ when it comes to her characters. ‘I like them earthy, ordinary and believable. I like to throw them in at the deep end and see what comes up, hopefully a surprise for everyone.’ Kerrie uses her artistic humour to helps make the ordinary readable. ‘Why reach for the stars, moon and a six pack when the real mystery is staring at you in the Co-op? I see spice in the ordinary, compassion in the indifferent and farcical in the routine. I want to create believable, earthy fantasies filled with hope, fun and a quirky, twist of spice and I want to make people laugh out loud.’ In her spare time Kerrie likes to paint pictures of round women, dance under the influence of a glass of bubble and tell stories to whoever will listen. Kerrie lives in a small town on the West Coast Scotland and finds the local folk more than inspiring for the stories she continues to work on.

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