I write books and songs. Books: King Dork, Andromeda Klein, and t King Dork Approximately. ***The paperback edition of King Dork Approximately is out now, and includes a free download of the accompanying King Dork Approximately the Album. Basically if you want the book it comes with a free album and if you want the album it comes with a free book.*** Behold, my web presence: frankportman.com http://www.facebook.com/frankportman http://doktorfrank.tumblr.com/ doktorfrank.com (blog) Sounds Radical webstore: http://www.soundsradical.com/store/c1... Sensitive soul, American dude, noize feeler.