I, Joey Michaels, am the Water Fight Professional. Basically this means that customers pay me to soak other people. But my super-competitive best friend is sucking all the fun out of summer. All because I made a secret bet with him. Winning the bet wouldn’t be so hard if I didn’t have the following three problems: 1) My dramatic mother who feels the need to schedule every moment of summer 2) A surfer-dude mailman who can’t keep deliveries straight 3) The annoying neighbor girl who all my friends have a crush on If I lose … ugh, I can’t even tell you what I’d have to do. I’d rather lick a slug!

I, Joey Michaels, am the Food Fight Professional. Basically this means that if food is flying in the school cafeteria, people think I’m responsible. Working at a soup kitchen as punishment shows me how I can use my reputation in a good way—to organize a “food fight” to fight hunger. Winning the food fight wouldn’t be so hard if I didn’t have the following three problems: 1) The neighbor girl who records all my mistakes and posts them to the internet 2) Her newly adopted brothers from Haiti who don’t think wasting food is a laughing matter 3) A school principal who wants revenge for the pie I smashed in her face If I can keep from making too big a mess in the kitchen this time around, I just might be able to have my pie and eat it too.

I, Joey Michaels, am The Pillow Fight Professional! Basically this means I'm training a bunch of my sister's friends to hold their own against older siblings. Unfortunately, when the girls win a pillow fight at an overnighter, those older siblings aren't very happy with me. I'm forced to plan a pillow fight to end all pillow fights. Me and the girls against a bunch of bigger boys. Winning the pillow fight would be a lot easier without the following three problems: 1) Brock, the bully, who has never lost a pillow fight-or any fight for that matter 2) Isabelle, my partner, who may quit if she figures out that I'm using a bunch of girls to fight my battle for me 3) My team of little girls, who want to wear footie pajamas as our uniform If we win, I'll get to keep the new bike I worked so hard for. If we lose, well ... I won't let us lose. I can do this all on my own if I have to. Because I got "da moves."