As the pandemic nears its end, Jewel finds herself in need of funds to pay her rent and utilities. Without a reliable job or any decent prospects, she is forced to do the one thing every parent fears. She must turn to necromancy. Armed with nothing but dollar tree candles and an old spell book she found at an antique store, Jewel asks the other realm to send her just two-thousand dollars. Something. Goes. Wrong. Will she survive? Will she pay her bills? Will she find true love with the sentient muscular stimulus check that has appeared in her attic? You'll have to read to find out. Not for children.