My name is Rob(erta) Hardlick. I'm the biggest badass in online gaming and now I'm trying to take it to the next level, by becoming an honest to goodness superhero. Not because the world of Virtual City Smackdown needs saving, mind you, but because my other option is to die a quiet death of domestic bliss with my oh-so-proper British wife - and that's really not my style. I swear if I have to listen to her tell me to stop tracking mob guts into the house one more time... So anyway, yeah, I'm running away from my problems rather than dealing with them, but I'm having a blast doing so - literally. Now if I can just get the tentacled hitchhiker living inside my stomach to behave, I'll walk away an absolute legend - just hopefully not a divorced one too.