Gladys is sixty-five. She's got bad knees, thinning hair, and a thankless job at a nursing home. And she's a vampire. Not a sexy, sparkling one, either. Together with her fellow support group friends, they work hard to try not to draw attention to themselves. When Gladys discovers Ethan, the night custodian, clamped to the neck of one of her patients, she realizes they must take Ethan in and show him the ropes or he may destroy them all.
