No subgenre is sacred in this romantic spoof about a time traveling space pilot and a blood drinking prince who learn that love really bites as they struggle to find happiness without causing interplanetary war. In 1656 Ireland Mary Katherine O’Connor falls into a well and travels to planet Amazurn in the Silver Iris Galaxy. There she enjoys freedom and a career she never dreamed possible. When she and her business partner Jethrex are hired to deliver Prince GreatSword of Tauroth to his betrothed, the Princess of Amazurn, the women think it’s an easy way to earn lots of pay. What they don’t count on is the instant attraction between GreatSword and Mary Katherine, an emergency landing on his mother’s home planet of Vampirema, and a duel with a ferocious enemy that may end their lives. Publisher’s Warning: This story does not mix well with liquids—imminent danger of spewing all over your monitor and or keyboard... Without a doubt the funniest book I’ve ever read. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.