What if Craig Robinson's bouncer character from "Knocked Up" wrote a memoir? HEY DOORMAN is what that would be. . . . . .The bouncer/author, John P. Kildemm is sarcastic, funny, wry, well-read, and rarely violent. He is also a keen observer of people and it's from this place that this hilarious memoir comes. Take a trip, not only into LA night life—-a city that draws people from all across the globe—-but into the mind of the funniest/smartest bouncer you'll ever meet, as he observes you from sobriety to total inebriation, and everything in between. ˃˃˃ JERRY SEINFELD - "I'm sure he's having a good laugh over this with his doormen buddies." Seinfeld episode, "The Doorman". ˃˃˃ What do these three men have in common: Javier Bardem, Mickey Rourke, Samuel L. Jackson? They were all doormen at one point or another! HEY DOORMAN