
This collection of marvelously off-kilter short stories – the American debut of acclaimed Japanese writer Yasutaka Tsutsui – portrays the consequences of a world where the fantastic and the mundane collide and throw the lives of ordinary men and women into disarray. In “The Dabba Dabba Tree”, Tsutsui describes the hilarious side effects of a small conical tree that, when placed at the foot of one’s bed, creates erotic dreams that metamorphose into communal farce. In “Commuter Army” – a sly commentary on the ludicrousness of war – a weapons supplier whose rifles cease functioning after just one shot becomes an unwilling conscript in a war zone. “The World is Tilting” imagines a floating city that slowly begins to sink on one side, causing its citizens to reorient their daily lives to preserve a semblance of normality. In “Rumors About Me”, an ordinary office worker finds himself the subject of intense media scrutiny, his every action documented in the tabloids. And in the title story, we learn just how obscenely absurd the environment on Planet Porno can seem to a group of hapless research scientists. With a sharp eye towards the insanities of contemporary life, Yasutaka Tsutsui crafts in Salmonella Men on Planet Porno an irresistible mix of imagination, satiric fantasy, and truly madcap hilarity. Contents:
- The Dabba Dabba Tree
- Rumours About Me
- Don't Laugh
- Farmer Airlines
- Bear's Wood Main Line
- The Very Edge of Happiness
- Commuter Army
- Hello, Hello, Hello!
- The World is Tilting
- Bravo Herr Mozart!
- The Last Smoker
- Bad for the Heart
- Salmonella Men on Planet Porno
Author

Yasutaka Tsutsui (筒井 康隆) is a Japanese novelist, science fiction author, and actor. Along with Shinichi Hoshi and Sakyo Komatsu, he is one of the most famous science fiction writers in Japan. His Yumenokizaka bunkiten won the Tanizaki Prize in 1987. He has also won the 1981 Izumi Kyoka award, the 1989 Kawabata Yasunari award, and the 1992 Nihon SF Taisho Award. In 1997, he was decorated as a Chevalier Ordre des Arts et des Lettres by the French government. His work is known for its dark humour and satirical content. He has often satirized Japanese taboos such as disabilities and the Tenno system, and has been victim to much criticism as a result. From 1993 to 1996, he went on a writing-strike to protest the excessive, self-imposed restraint of Japanese publishers. One of his first novels, Toki o Kakeru Shōjo (1967), has been adapted into numerous media including film, television and manga. Another novel, Paprika (1993), was adapted into an animated film by the director Satoshi Kon in 2006. Yasutaka Tsutsui es novelista, autor teatral, crítico literario, actor y músico. Después de graduarse en la Universidad de Doshisha en arte y estética, fundó la revista de ciencia ficción NULL. Durante los años setenta comenzó a experimentar con diferentes formas literarias aunque logró un gran reconocimiento como autor de ciencia ficción. En el verano de 1993, Tsutsui anunció que dejaba de escribir como reacción al linchamiento que había sufrido en la prensa por una protesta hecha por la Asociación de Epilépticos de Japón debido a ciertas expresiones sobre la epilepsia que aparecían en uno de sus cuentos. En protesta por la falta de libertad de expresión se negó a publicar en su país, convirtiéndose en el primer ciberescritor de Japón al haber sido internet durante una larga temporada el único medio de poder leer sus historias. Su prolífica obra ha obtenido numerosos e importantes galardones: en 1981, el premio Izumi Kyoka por «Kyojin-Tachi» (Gente imaginaria); en 1987, el premio Tanizaki por «Yumenokizaka-Bunkiten» (La intersección Yumenokizaka); en 1989, el premio Kawabata por «Yoppa-dani eno Koka» (El descenso al Valle Yoppa); y, en 1992, el premio de CF de Japón por «Asa no Gasuparu» (Gaspar de la Mañana). En 1997 fue nombrado por el Gobierno francés «Chevalier des Arts et des Lettres»