Natalia’s Pros and Cons of Being Kidnapped by a Russian Mafia Enforcer****ProsFree room and board (in a mansion)Surprisingly fast Wi-FiHot captor who’s exactly my typeThree orgasms and intense eye contactMight be in love???His housekeeper adopted me (???) ConsHe’s a criminalHe’s threatening my father (but honestly, fair)I may be developing Stockholm syndromeHe talks about putting a baby in me I kind of… don’t hate it?My therapist will need a therapistCurrent Hostage with benefits. Hostage with Benefits is a spicy mafia romcom that pokes fun at everyone's favorite cliche mafia romance tropes while being completely unserious and over the top.