*** THIS TITLE IS ALSO AVAILABLE IN THE COMPLETE FILTHY DIRTY NORMAL SEASON 0.5 COLLECTION, WHICH CONTAINS ALL 36 EPISODES IN ONE 185,000-WORD Jen and Sam told their babysitter Miranda that they they were going out to dinner and a movie... but REALLY they're headed out to have a sexy little Valentine's Day rendezvous at a hotel. The plan is to skip dinner, but when one of Miranda's dirty little secrets lights Jen's sexual fire, she decides that she wants to go out for dinner after all... and the best way to do that is to make sure Sam gets his, right here and right now, in the car on the drive over. (Approximately 4300 words) This story is an episode of K.R. Gray's groundbreaking erotic series "Filthy Dirty Normal" — a group of explicit shorts that, taken together, tell the stories of the adventurous residents of Normal, Indiana. Each episode in the series stands entirely on its own and does not require knowledge of the others, but the stories interlace to form a kind of hot and horny tapestry of guilty pleasures—the kind of tapestry you take down from the wall when uptight relatives come to visit. *** SAMPLE *** “I feel like trying that steak house—Wild Game,” she said. “That sound okay to you?” “Um…” Jen took her hand off his dick for long enough to hike her dress up a few more inches. Her bare crotch came into view, smooth and with a small patch of hair at the top. Her pussy was already wet. She embraced the feeling, as out of character as this all was. If Miranda could meld her two sides so well, then so could Jen. She began to run a finger between her lips, spreading her wetness around. “Um…” Sam muttered. “Wild Game it is,” she said. “What do you think, ten minutes to get there?” “Five.” “Five?” “Yeah.” Sam looked down at his cock, where Jen’s hand was again tracing lazy lines up and down. She was barely applying any pressure, and as nonchalant as he was trying to act about his wife’s unprecedented boldness, he couldn’t stop himself from subtly pressing toward her, aching for more. “Then I’d better get to work,” she said.