How to Successfully Kidnap Strangers
By Max Booth
2015
First Published
3.91
Average Rating
164
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- Do not respond to bad reviews.
- If you must respond to bad reviews, please do not kidnap the reviewer.
- If you must kidnap the reviewer, do not kidnap him in a public area.
- If there are witnesses, do not also kidnap them.
- If you also kidnap the witnesses, consider quitting crystal meth.
- If you find yourself surrounded by hostages, purchase extra duct tape.
- Do not let the hostages take their own hostages.
- Invest in better coffee.
- Don’t forget: dildo crucifixes have more than one use.
- And, most importantly: do not engage the severed heads in conversation.
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Number of Ratings
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max booth iii does not exist, and neither do you
