I do not have high standards. I want what every book-loving housewife does—a home that cleans itself, a loving husband, and a Beauty and the Beast library. For a long time, I’ve been happy to settle for a home I clean, a husband, and a couple bookshelves crammed with used paperbacks. After picking up Melanie Richards’ How to Turn Your Husband into Your Book Boyfriend, however, I don’t know if I’m so content to settle anymore. When I discover divorce papers in my husband’s desk, the rising action begins, and the book my friend tells me is absolutely and completely a satire no one in their right mind should listen to might just be my last resort. Low self-esteem isn’t going to stop me from finding my main character energy and turning this around. How to Turn Your Husband into Your Book Boyfriend is a second-chance satirical romance with plenty of humor and plenty of heart. Each book in this series has sensual description that is ultimately closed door/fade to black, minimal cursing if any at all, and a swoon-worthy love story. Please reference the reader expectations after the title page for specific details.__