Being in love means having a partner willing to help you explore your sexual fantasies. But how far is too far? Super-cop Jack Cannon, head of the West Los Angeles Police Department's Violent Crimes Unit has some big problems. His cat is missing. He's about to take part in the Pride parade, and his lover, Lucky, wants Jack to wear a purple tutu. No way in hell is Jack about to prance down Santa Monica Boulevard in a damned tutu! Who does Lucky think he is? Honey Boo Boo? To cap off a day of disasters, Jack takes a call from a colleague in distress and finds it's a trap. He's been set up and is quickly abducted, held captive and subjected to hours of sexual sadism. What did Jack do to deserve this? And what's all this got to do with a pesky bottle of Wite-Out?