You can never tell what’s going to come through the Tube: alien tourists, strange artifacts, or one particular alien who’s been feeding your sexual fantasies... Sometimes a man gets a craving that only one thing will satisfy. Leon has one of those cravings now. As the guardian of a galactic travel device, he meets many aliens, only to see them head off into the vast universe before he can get to know them better. It’s a lonely job that gives Leon a lot of time to think. And to fantasize. And for the past three years, the subject of Leon’s fantasies has been one Endil Taoi-Sothica, a sexy and tattooed alien linguist who’s never looked twice at him. Or has he?