Because no one warned you that "following your dreams" comes with bad bosses, worse meetings, and the urge to scream into the void. You survived the interview—but where's the manual for surviving the actual job? Welcome to the thing you need to pay rent but also the thing that makes you question every life choice you've ever made. I Almost Quit Today (And 99 Other Reasons Working for a Living Is Ridiculous) is your brutally funny, painfully honest survival guide for when work makes you want to fake your own death and move to a cabin. It's not a "climb the corporate ladder" book—it's a "how to not lose your mind while earning a paycheck" book. Inside, you'll find 100 bite-sized rants, reality checks, and survival tactics covering everything from toxic bosses and nightmare coworkers to burnout, boundaries, and the Sunday Scaries. Inside, you'll survive (and laugh about): People Who Ruin Everything — A field guide to micromanagers, credit thieves, and the person who schedules 4:55 PM Friday meetingsThe Lies We Swallowed Whole — "Do what you love!" "Hard work pays off!" and other corporate fairy talesFeelings You're Not Supposed to Have — Imposter syndrome, burnout, and crying in bathrooms (it happens)The Myth of Balance — Why work-life balance is fake and what to aim for insteadThe Great Stay-or-Go Debate — How to tell if this is a bad day or a bad job (and what to do either way)Perfect for burnt-out employees, corporate survivors, and anyone who's ever Googled "how to quit my job without ruining my life" at 2 AM. Because almost quitting and actually surviving? That takes guts