Pulling your mother's pork. Drinking sea water while falling in love with a dead manatee. Installing windows in wives. Waging a lawnmower war on weeds while avoiding poisoning. Paying for the wrong photos with an $80 bill. You know. The usual. G. Arthur Brown, author of the New Bizarro Author Series novella Kitten, brings you (pretty much) all his flash fiction and prose poems written between 2008 and 2014, save for anything that might have been destroyed by Acts of God, electromagnetic terrorism, and evil exes. Here he showcases his playful, cerebral, surreal, and disturbing imagination in 54 separate flashes of absurdity.