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I Like Turtles
The Collected Flashes of G. Arthur Brown
2014
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Pulling your mother's pork. Drinking sea water while falling in love with a dead manatee. Installing windows in wives. Waging a lawnmower war on weeds while avoiding poisoning. Paying for the wrong photos with an $80 bill. You know. The usual. G. Arthur Brown, author of the New Bizarro Author Series novella Kitten, brings you (pretty much) all his flash fiction and prose poems written between 2008 and 2014, save for anything that might have been destroyed by Acts of God, electromagnetic terrorism, and evil exes. Here he showcases his playful, cerebral, surreal, and disturbing imagination in 54 separate flashes of absurdity.

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G. Arthur Brown
G. Arthur Brown
Author · 7 books
G. Arthur Brown, when not sleeping, writes absurd and irreal fiction, especially in rest rooms. His flash fiction collection I Like Turtles earned a Wonderland nomination for Best Collection of 2014. Governor of the Homeless, his second novella and first horror offering, was released in 2016 by Psychedelic Horror Press. His latest collection, Stories to Make You Puke Your Pants, was released in June of 2022 by Planet Bizarro.
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