Your phone is your life. But what if it kept secrets from you? What if it accidentally framed you for murder? What if it was also the only thing that could save you? In a world where phones are more intelligent than humans, but are still thrown away when they become obsolete, one particular piece of plastic lies helpless as its owner, Alice Wooster, is about to be murdered... In this darkly comic near-future tale, a very smart phone tells its own story as events build to a climactic battle to decide the fate of virtual, augmented and real worlds... and whether it can order Alice some proper clothes.