“Maybe turn down the ‘opinionated’ dial?” Harry and Max weren’t satisfied with their first attempt at parenthood, so they’re giving it a second go. Only this time they’ve got a 30-day money back guarantee and an easy-to-follow construction manual. They’re certain, as long as they follow it step-by-step, he’s going to be perfect. “This might be a little more complicated than the bed but still, I’m sure it’s the kind of thing we can crack on our own.”