Most people flirt. I leave a trail of bad luck and accidental misdemeanours in my wake... Meet Leona Stevens… Sitting in a police cell, struggling to hide my nakedness beneath a blanket is not how I imagined I would meet the man of my dreams. Somehow, despite the crazy humiliating experiences that will not stop happening to me, Marren hasn’t run away. Will I ever be able to pull my life together enough for us to have a future?