When Jack trades his mom for a can of beans, he once again falls short of his father's expectations. But when those beans grow into an enormous magical beanstalk, he has a chance to redeem himself and take back the case of beer from the fat people who allegedly stole it. This story is not for the faint of heart or weak of bladder. Reading it can cause nightmares, cold sweats, and gonorrhea. It might even give you... SHINGLES!