Do you have a Starbucks addiction? Let’s form a support group. (I’ll bring the Starbucks.)
Ever find yourself at CVS for 30+ minutes? Over here, I’m waving from the vitamin B12 section!
Did you remember your CVS ExtraCare card and/or ExtraBucks coupon? Me, neither. We'll get 'em next time, friend.
Do you procrastinate as much as I did at your age? It's okay, tell me later.
Were you a whale or some other peaceful water mammal in a past life, probably? Hey, there, nice to be on the exact same page as you again.
Boo! Sorry if I scared you, do you believe in ghosts? Me, neither. And me, too. Especially when I’m home alone and the furnace sounds like a freaking ghost.
Have you ever created a dream board or recited daily affirmations? I like where your head’s at (in the clouds, with mine). Success is just around the corner.
Do you like funny books with awkward/sweet characters that remind you of yourself? Believe it or believe it (belief is the only option), I wrote The Edumacation of Jay Baker and Finding Mr. Brightside for you.
