OH, HAI! I’m Jessica. See also: a rebel with a cause. And also lots of cardigans. After graduating near the top of my class with a BA in English, I found myself caught in the midst of my own particular brand of the quarter-life crisis. After flitting between a plethora of terrible careers, pouring dark beer in my Cocoa Dyno-Bites, and crying about how I COULD NEVER BE HAPPY EVER AGAIN, I methodically (and sometimes drunkenly) devised strategies, hacks, and tricks to become the most awesome, productive, happy version of myself possible. When I’m not being overzealous, crafting all the things, or eating too much goat cheese, I can be found sleeping with the lights on after marathoning shows about ghosts. Sometimes I’m a Ramblebot 5000, and sometimes I jump into rivers with extreme reckless abandon, but mostly I just turn every tea into an iced tea and deeply envy people with impressive real and/or fake moustaches. At the end each day, I just want to know that I’ve done everything in my power to feel completely and intensely fulfilled. Except for sacrificing goats and stuff. That shit crosses a line. Adventure with me?