Pseudonym of Jesse Hajicek I'm a grownup. I'm a guy. I'm not a big fat flaming faggot; I'm THE big fat flaming faggot. I'm not a gumball machine. You don't put a 'squee' in the slot and get a chapter out. I write when I feel like it. Fortunately, I feel like it a lot. I love constructive criticism. My ego is not fragile. I won't burst into tears if you point out an opportunity for improvement. I smoke, drink, and scratch myself in public. I'm the goddamn Batman.