I made the dumb mistake of falling for a heartbreaker. He’s everything that I’ve ever wanted and more. Now he wants to whisk me away to a private island with a group of celebrity writers where I’m supposed to pretend to be his girlfriend. As if that’s not strange enough, throw in a hot-air balloon, a marching band … oh, and one ornery goat named Trailblazer into the picture. Things are about to get interesting …