'Scuse Me While I Whip This Out

Reflections on Country Singers, Presidents, and Other Troublemakers

2004

A Case of Lone Star

1987

Armadillos and Old Lace

1994

Blast from the Past

1998

Cowboy Logic

The Wit and Wisdom of Kinky Friedman

2006

Curse of the Missing Puppet Head

2001

Elvis, Jesus, and Coca-Cola

1993

Frequent Flyer

1989

God Bless John Wayne

1995

Greenwich Killing Time

1986

Heroes of a Texas Childhood

2009

Kill Two Birds and Get Stoned

2003

Kinky Friedman's Guide to Texas Etiquette

Or How to Get to Heaven or Hell Without Going Through Dallas-Fort Worth

2001

Kinky's Celebrity Pet Files

2009

Meanwhile Back at the Ranch

2002

More Kinky Friedman

1993

Musical Chairs

1991

Roadkill

1998

Spanking Watson

1999

Steppin' on a Rainbow

2001

Ten Little New Yorkers

2005

Texas Hold 'Em

How I Was Born in a Manger, Died in the Saddle, and Came Back as a Horny Toad

2005

The Christmas Pig

A Fable

2006

The Great Psychedelic Armadillo Picnic

A "Walk" in Austin

1996

The Kinky Friedman Crime Club

1992

The Love Song of J. Edgar Hoover

1996

The Mile High Club

2000

The Prisoner of Vandam Street

2004

What Would Kinky Do?

How to Unscrew a Screwed-Up World

2008

When the Cat's Away

1988

You Can Lead a Politician to Water, But You Can't Make Him Think

Ten Commandments for Texas Politics

2007