Bloodthirsty monsters. Stupid-hot elves. And a demigod who wants his “destiny” to shove it. Hi, I’m Dmitry, Baba Yaga’s grandson—but don’t tell my boss at the bar. For a guy who makes great beer, a lot of people want to kill me. Ever since my grandma hid me and my magic daggers in Utah, I’ve kept a low profile with my metalhead roommates. ‘Cause that’s what you do when your demigod cousins want to burn you alive. Now portals to my home world are opening across the city, trashing my hard-won new identity. Not to mention all the human-snacking monsters they’re letting through. My shifter friend, Alysa, wants me to help hunt down the shidiot tearing open reality and, even worse, the universal police are threatening deportation. This is about to get messy. And if my cousins follow the commotion? I am one dead demiguy. Folklore meets humor in this action-packed urban fantasy saga. Perfect for the fans of Kevin Hearne, M.D. Massey, Deborah Wilde, and Jim Butcher.

When things go bad, they go hauntingly bad. After claiming my demigod power, I expected smooth sailing with my training. Instead, I’m better at blowing things up and worse at keeping myself and my friends alive. Now, thanks to me, angry ghosts are taking over the city. With universal travel shut down, another one of my cousins on my heels, and the city crumbling down around our ears, it’s up to me and a streaking werewolf to keep it together.

Narrowly escaping death? Good. Finding out that the goddess who killed my mother might still be alive? Very bad. Receiving disturbing news sent me looking for the last person I want to find—my pyro cousin Golo. Unfortunately, he's been elusive enough to give a guy a complex. When my search takes me to the Thai pantheon, I'm prepared to drag Golo back by force. What I'm not prepared for is my roommate getting kidnapped. Or a beautiful girl with her own agenda and an honest-to-gods monkey tail. Now, I must travel to the demon city of Lonka to face an old enemy who might or might not be wearing my cousin's face. If I can get through a horde of monsters and sexy killer mermaids. Oh, and did I mention the monkey army? Things are about to get hairy. Folklore meets humor in this action-packed urban fantasy saga. Perfect for the fans of Kevin Hearne, M.D. Massey, Deborah Wilde, and Jim Butcher.