Asa Sharpe. Rock star god and the man who’s given me a lady boner for over a decade. When he shows up in Silver Falls to sign with my sister’s PR company, I do the only sane thing any woman would do. I stalk him everywhere. I break into his hotel room and steal his underwear. I call his high school ex-girlfriend and have deep conversations with her. But the thing is, when he finds out I’ve done all these things, he’s not freaked out. Not even a little. In fact, he demands to be the only man I ever stalk. And I’m okay with that, because the way he strokes my lady boner feels oh, so good. Lady Boner is a novella and can be read in 2 or 3 hours.