Condemned to a hopeless eternity of roaming the seven seas, a crew of undead pirates gains an unexpected new member! A vengeful God having refused to grant them the sweet release of eternal repose, these bloodthirsty buccaneers continue an endless rampage of murder and pillaging—until one day, to their astonishment, they end up caretakers of a pink, plump, and very living baby boy. Is it even possible for the living and the dead to co-exist?