Don't know why people always write about themselves in third person - "Logan is a native New Yorker and lives with his wife and a plant named Harold." Yet they do. The truth is that I actually am a native New Yorker and I do live with my wife and a plant named Harold. And professionally, I'm an intellectual property attorney and a commercial real estate appraiser. But there's this saying that we are what we constantly do. If that's the case, first and foremost, I'm a collector and teller of stories. The technology of expression and consumption may change, but in the end, it's still the basic need to tell and be told a good story. So, let me tell you one...