Hattie Cross knows what you’re thinking: zombie sex? Ewwww. She knows because she’s thinking it, too. The world might be 17 years into the worst zombie epidemic ever, but she’s still not going to lower herself to date the undead. No, thank you. She’ll take her chances with one of the 300,000 unzombified men left on earth. The only problem is, meeting one of the 300,000 unzombified men left on earth is kind of impossible. It’s not like they hang out at the local coffee shop with their lattes and their newspapers. But Hattie, an intern at illustrious Xombie magazine, isn’t going to let a little thing like an epic global man shortage stop her. She will find an uninfected human male to date even if it means breaking into a secret government facility to do so. Because this aspiring journalist is after something far more important than a boyfriend: a scoop. Join Hattie Cross, the future author of the definitive guide to dating zombies, on this hilarious and revelatory adventure into the frayed heart of modern manhood.