This book of love quotes contains wisdom that came directly from God to me during a dream I had when I was still in the womb. In the dream there were Angels, Demons, and Satan disguised as a leafy salad. God was there also, encouraging me to eat healthier. I nearly ate Satan, and this is the moment when The Revelation came. God knew the world is a dark place, and seeing as he’d already said “Let there be light!” he instead chose to say “Let there be love!” Now I don’t know, maybe I dreamt this whole encounter with God while I was dreaming in the womb, I can’t be certain. Dreams within dreams are like a fog machine on a misty morning. I couldn’t even tell you with certainty when or where I was born. My mother could have lied to me about both the when and the where of my birth. And who’s my real father? Is it God? She says it’s not, but is she to be believed? We’ve already established there could be some doubt as to her credibility, so maybe I am half God. I won’t say I’m divine, but I will admit to being a dreamer. And is there anything more Godly than a dream? The answer is yes—love is the Godliest thing next to a beard as old as time. But I’ll stop rambling long enough for you to buy my book, read it, and share the love with the world. Because I don’t think anybody can argue that the world doesn’t need more love. Well, maybe Satan might make that argument. But who’s going to listen to a talking salad?