Luke hasn’t been the same since he saw “Jamie’s Brutal Abduction,” an S&M porn flick in which a young man is kidnapped and made to service a gang of guys in a dirty basement. When he finds out that the movie’s star Slader Jacobs runs a real “kidnapping service,” he’s on his knees begging to be yanked off the streets and forced to be the star of the sequel! Words: 7,050