Who would be enough of a loser to ring a robot phone sex line, right? Right? In a not so distant future, Adam is bored, lonely, and dumped. When he decides to indulge himself with a particularly weird fantasy and phone a sexbot, what he doesn't expect is how much he enjoys being dominated by a cruel AI overlord. Or that he might end up with the world's worst crush. Or that an AI with a thing for him might be able to download itself to his computer, with interesting results. He didn't expect a lot of things, in retrospect. This 6,000 word story contains a sweet guy with a stubborn streak and a thing for evil AIs, an AI with a thing for playing evil, m/m domination, and absolutely no Daisy Bell.