Please allow him to introduce himself. He's a man of wealth and taste. That is, if you count his not minding chunky milk and having a lifetime pre-paid membership at every greasy spoon on the planet. For centuries Satan, A.K.A. Lucifer and most recently "Scratch", has gotten his jollies out of tormenting humanity (and a good few deities) with his favorite weapons of love and romance. In recent days, he's decided to throw the biggest monkey wrench ever in the works by creating the Paranormal Mates Society online dating service. This, thinks he, is gonna be fun. He doesn't count on someone setting a seriously hunky, boulder-sized angel out to stop him, or for the old Norse Loki to get involved when he smells mischief on the air. Intrigue turns steamy as Scratch's favorite weapons are leveled against him. Sort of. See, Satan hasn't gotten laid in millennia, and in his opinion, it's about *** time to change things...