Matt Kyler was born and raised in Australia’s remote far north. During his formative childhood years he was subjected to mild parental abuse when his parents refused to purchase a television like every other normal functional family on earth. Forcefully saved from the evils of the ‘idiot box’, Kyler rebelled two decades later by finding creative outlet as part of a writing team … for television. This foray produced little more than one of Australia’s shortest entertainment careers, thus proving right the parental advice that exposure to television would, in fact, rot his brain. The Bikini Prophecy is his first book and marks his return to a form of broadcasted stupidity.