***Sign up to Matthew's New Release Mailing List to be the first to hear about new releases*** Matthew Waldram is a large flightless human. Originally from Derby – where we call a cob a cob, duck – he now lives in Leigh-on-Sea and staunchly refuses to drop his accent no matter how many people tell him he speaks like his mouth is filled with marbles. He believes in monsters, carbs, and scrumping.