Rax left Melaxia to scout the galaxy for compatible females, but he didn’t expect to crash into the most appealing female he's ever seen. Martha has been living in the same farmhouse for thirty years, and she wishes for a sign about what she should do with her life now. When a fireball from the sky threatens to consume her hayfield in flames, she goes to investigate… only to discover a lavender man with a French tickler between his legs. Can the woman from Two-Circle, Texas and the horny extraterrestrial find a way to make love work?