Have you ever wanted to throw caution to the wind and live in a foreign land? To journey not only to the other side of the world, but also deep within yourself? Or perhaps you’ve read about such a journey of self-discovery and thought, ‘This is total horsepoop!’ Memoirs of a Douchebag chronicles the adventures of John Box as he spends a year traveling around Japan, teaching English, and discovering himself—nightly. Through this life-changing journey, John comes to such revelations as: he hates working, and kids, and food that makes liver spots drenched in mucous seem like crème brulee. Further, through this inter-cultural experience, John learns some important life-lessons like how different Japanese are from Americans…and how similar. Fucking mind-blowing shit. Plus, he’ll feel you up! Buy now and begin reading a hilarious parody of journeys of self-discovery. Fake Praise for Memoirs of a Douchebag: “Transcendent…a whiff of paradise…with a hint of urine” – The Washington Post Book World “I laughed so hard I beat my wife!” – Ike Turner “Fans of Tuesdays with Morrie will be delighted with this novel. Or they might not like it all. To be honest, they’re a tough group to get a read on.” – The Minneapolis Star and Tribune WARNING: This book contains juvenile humor for adults. But if you’ve read this far, you probably already knew that. I apologize for shouting at you.