SHAPPY SEASHOLTZ is a National Poetry Slam Champion, a two-time National Forensics Champion and Founding Bartender of the Bowery Poetry Club. Shappy has appeared HBO's "Def Poetry," has toured the country with Lollapalooza and is a frequent performer at the South by Southwest. His second volume of poetry, "Little Book of Ass," won the 2001 Firecracker Award for Poetry. "