Michael is an ex-store clerk, ex-boardwalk barker, ex-barista, ex-busboy, ex-expat English teacher, ex-editor of bizarre non-fiction born and raised on the Jersey Shore. He tweets from San Francisco and works for Founders Fund, a venture capital firm dedicated to the identification of and investment in highly-scalable technology companies. He writes, daydreams, and winds up on the Simulated Reality Wikipedia page far more often than is probably healthy.