Michael Steadman spent more than 30 years in the corporate orbit, successfully navigating the absurdity of "synergy," "deliverables," and meetings that definitely could have been emails. After years of documenting the mundane comedy of office culture, he decided it was time to share the survival manual. He now lives in the Philadelphia suburbs with his wife, son, and their Aussie Shepherd/Cattle dog, Haley. When he isn’t writing or promoting We Can’t All Be Astronauts, he’s enjoying life on the outside—and definitely not missing "The Man."