Mike Argento lives in central Pennsylvania, where he writes a newspaper/on-line column that routinely inspires fear and loathing in the local gentry. He has been described as a "twisted bastard with a heart of gold." He would like people to stop asking him, "What's wrong with you?" He doesn't know. And he is the author of "Don't Be Cruel," a comic crime novel about bad people doing bad things, badly. The book has been described as "a delightfully goofy read," "consistently funny, profane and gratuitously outrageous" and "Elmore Leonard on laughing gas." It's fans include best-selling writers Brian Keene, John Skipp and Victor Gischler. Check it out.